The editor who posts my piece for the Austinist decided to edit out the contact information I originally included for the principal of my son's high school, lest I be pegged as vindictive. But I wasn't being vindictive. If you want his contact info, just let me know.
Meanwhile, the post is here:
I Am So Popular: Don't Shoot, Shoot, Shoot That Thing At Me
If you dig it, please recommend it.