It be International Talk LIke a Pirate Day! And so, in honor of that, here's one for ye al:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hangin' out of the front of his britches. Bartender says, "Matey, you got a steering wheel hanging from the front of ye britches!" Pirate says, "ARRRRGH! I know! It's driving me nuts!!"
Speaking of nuts-- only about ten tickets left for the Oct 8th Dick Monologues. Don't wait, mateys. Email me for reservations today: spike@spikeg.com
Off to shiver me timbers!
Arrrrrrgh!
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